hysterical conversation

he- you really should find a host today for your website

she- i haven't designed it yet. i'm not going to find a host until i have pages designed ready to put up. i don't want to pay for a service until i'm ready to use it

he- yes, but if you have a host, people will go there

she- they won't be able to see anything if i haven't designed it yet

he- then, maybe you should put it up on a free server like the one i use

she- there's nothing to put up. i haven't designed it yet

he- how long does it take to design even one page that says 'welcome to doreenperi.com'. it doesn't have to be complete

she- not long but i have 3 other websites to update today and i don't have time

he- i think you're looking at this in an hysterical way

she- hysterical? you think i'm being hysterical?

he- yes

she- wow. you mean sitting here checking and replying to email and planning my day to do the work i need to do and telling you i don't need a web host yet because i don't have pages designed is hysterical?

he- well yes. i think so.

she- what is your definition of hysterical?

he- it's from the root, "hystos", the greek word for woman. and then there's hystrionics. do you know the difference between hystrionics and hystriography?

she- no

he- hystrionics is kind of over blown dramatic behavior and acting, basically, and has been attributed to women for centuries. hystriography is the study of comparative history. they come from a different root.

she- i see.

he- so have you decided yet to find a host for your website today?

she- yes. i won't be doing it. i don't have the pages designed yet. i don't want to pay for a service i'm not ready to use.

he- again, i think you're looking at this in an hysterical manner.

she- hahahahahahaha... this is hysterical!


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